His final season in the bigs has become a total shitshow by the Yankees, who don’t look likely to make the playoffs for the second time in the past three years. But here’s to the Captain, who has led the Bronx Bombers for 20 years and who always gave his all. Thank you, Derek Jeter.
Sprockets, my favorite gag by Mike Myers on SNL.
"Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night’s Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."
―The Night’s Watch oath
Lo has pensado 100 veces, y lo sabes.
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